The Legend of Sectional Steve
A free couch on the curb develops a personality and its own fan club within six hours.
About the Episode
A free sectional appeared on the curb one morning and by sunset it had a name, a fan account in the comments, and three competing origin stories involving divorce, renovation, and a questionable upholstery choice. We treat the couch like a character and trace how fast local humor can turn a piece of furniture into neighborhood lore.
People posted photos from different angles, argued about bedbugs with the confidence of people who had never inspected the thing, and someone offered to “save it for art.” We read the thread with the respect it deserves, which is to say we laugh but also admit we would have walked over to look too.
Episode still — reaction cam.
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