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Definitely Not a Garden Hose
Someone posts a photo of a snake ‘the size of a hose.’ Herpetologists arrive in the comments.
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About the Episode
A blurry photo claimed to show a snake the size of a hose, and the neighborhood responded with genuine fear, instant skepticism, and one breathless comment that named seventeen species. We walk through the image like a cold case—shadows, perspective, and the eternal chance that a garden hose is simply having a moment—while actual herpetologists offer calm facts the thread argues with anyway. Along the way we collect the best “I am not a snake person but” replies and salute the neighbor who admitted they once watered the hose by mistake.
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